STOP IT I SAY!
Look, I have never claimed to be knowledgeable of or have an affinity to fast food. In fact (for the most part) I hate it and stay away at all costs! And I KNOW that McD's has done some really wonderful things with charities and foundations, the special Olympics, the para Olympics, hell! The regular Olympics.
But seriously?
SERIOUSLY?
"The Southern Chicken Sandwich."?
Common, just cut that shit out.
I SAID CUT IT OUT!
There is absolutly, postively, indubitably NO WAY that their sandwhich even tastes HALF as good a the Chick Fil A Original Chicken Sandwich. Which? Is so spectacular I'm sure the only reason it is NOT named "ambrosia" (translate: food of the Gods) is that it was already taken for that orange-pineapple-marshmallow stuff.
In fact the McD's version is a COMPLETE REEEEEEEEEP OFF (ahh, Bela, why can you not commentate everything?) of the Chick Fil A gloriousness.
For those of not in the "know" (northerners.)
the Chick Fil A Original Sandwich is thus:
1 Buttered bun.
3 Dill pickles (you can ask for more)
1 seasoned with 28 spices chicken breast (28!)
All parts deliciousness.
And from the commercials (as I would never lower myself to try one) the McD's version is:
1 Buttered bun.
Dill pickles.
Seasoned chicken breast.
A hell of a lot of nerve.
fuckers.
So, in conclusion:
(for those non mathematicians out there, that is NOT EQUAL TO.)For those who want to see (drool) over the real deal, here it is in all its Fil' A glory...
and thusly:
Then end.
9 comments:
Chik-fil-a rules. We have a freestanding one now! Yeah! And when you go through drive thru, if you have your puppy with you, they give her a chiken nugget! She loves her some Chik-fil-a too! How cool is that?
Mmm Chick Fil A. I think I'll go across the street to one for lunch today.
OMG the illustrations. They are HILARIOUS.
oohhh i miss chik-fil-a! McD's does not compare in ANY way with their deliciousness. And those fries! Swoon. (I can't believe I'm swooning over food but this girl is HUNGRY)
They best not fuck with the Fil-A. They don't know who they're messing with.
When I first went to NC for school, my new Southern friends tried to turn me on to Chik-Fil-A. Sorry, i saw nothing special about it. Don't attack me, it's just MHO. I don't have any hate for the Fil-a, just not a lot of love.
However, with regards to this post, I do see trademark infringement all over it.
Let's just put it this way... I'd climb through barbed wire for a Chick-Fil-A, while doubtless, you'd be right behind trying to climb over me to get there first.
"Cheekan gooood"
- 5th Element
I love this post! Chick-fil-a is awesome and Mc Ds compares in no way. They have also copied the chicken biscuit. It doesn't even compare in taste, but it works as a substitution on Sunday when you are hung over and Chick-fil-a is closed!
Loved your illustrations! =)
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